English Sweet & Short Story (Chutkila)

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Teacher: Ramalingam, Stand up! and give me an example of an amphibian
Ramalingam: Sir! an example of an amphibian is a Frog

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Downwards... !!

Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned....\"
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Hari in the ship.

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A microwave

Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
\"I would like to buy this small TV,\" he told the salesman.
\"Sorry, we don\'t sell to Sardars,\" he replied.

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Bellgadi hota hay

mamu : yea ford kya hota hay .
circuit: bhai yea ford gadi hota hay .

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Tell me the height of mount Everest

teacher to ram: tell me the height of mount Everest
ram to teacher: i don't know sir

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Mero man mandir hoina

Boy: (to a new girl)Darling,

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Bhitra garmi bhayara

Ram Bahadur chihan ko bato hudai katai jandai thiyo.Chihan ghar mathi auta manis basiraheko dekhera Ram Bahadur le sodhyo-

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Two salesmen are going for a lunch

Two salesmen are going for a lunch with their manager. They find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.

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Jor So Bolo

Sardarji to Students: A for Apple

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