Recharge wala dai, nepali chutkila

Bf ले gf को पर्सबाट थाहा न पाउने
गरि मोबाईल निकालेर आफ्नो नम्बर कुन्
नाम बाट save गरेको छ भनेर हेर्न
थालेछ ....
Guess गर्न थालेछ ...
"Honey" ♥ हुन सक्छ ...
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"Sweetheart" ♥ नि हुन सक्छ ....
"Darling" नि राखेकी हुन सक्छ . ..
तेत्तिकै मा आफ्नो नम्बर Dial गरेर हेरेछ
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आफ्नो नाम "Recharge wala dai"

by-Rajkumar

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ABC's of Ex-girlfriend

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A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

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Jor So Bolo

Sardarji to Students: A for Apple
Students: Softly - Apple
Sardarji ( loudly ): Jor So Bolo
Students: Jai Mata Di

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Two salesmen are going for a lunch

Two salesmen are going for a lunch with their manager. They find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.
Genie:- “I’ll give each of you just one wish”
“Me first! Me first!” says two salesmen.
1st salesman :- “I want to be in the world tour, relaxing in 5 stars hotel, enjoying the best food in the world and wish it goes on and on.
” Poof !\" 1st salesman’s gone.
“Me next! Me next!” says the next salesman .
2nd Salesman:- “I want to be in Hollywood, relaxing with the actresses. On seaside, I wish Cameron Diaz giving me body massage personally, and wish to have endless journey.
” Poof !\" 2nd salesman has also gone.
Genie: (to manager):- “OK, you’re up.
The manager says:- “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”

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Bhitra garmi bhayara

Ram Bahadur chihan ko bato hudai katai jandai thiyo.Chihan ghar mathi auta manis basiraheko dekhera Ram Bahadur le sodhyo-Hello dai madhya ratma yasari chihan mathi basna dar lagdaina.manis le jawaf diyo-Ke ko dar lagnu ni bhitra garmi bhayara bahira niskeko.

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Mero man mandir hoina

Boy: (to a new girl)Darling,Mero mutu ma aayara basana.
Girl: (In very angry mood)Chappal fukalau?
Boy: Mero man mandir hoina ,Nafukali aaya hunchha.

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Tell me the height of mount Everest

teacher to ram: tell me the height of mount Everest
ram to teacher: i don't know sir
teacher : then stand up
ram: why sir? if I stand up on the bench will I be able to see the Mt. Everest?

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A microwave

Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
\"I would like to buy this small TV,\" he told the salesman.
\"Sorry, we don\'t sell to Sardars,\" he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned
to tell the salesman
\"I would like to buy this TV.\"
\"Sorry, we don\'t sell to Sardars,\" Salesman replied.
\"Damn, he recognized me,\" he thought.
He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour,
new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the salesman again.
\"I would like to buy this TV.\"
\"Sorry, we don\'t sell to Sardars,\" he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, \"How do you know I\'m a Sardar?\"
\"Because that\'s a microwave,\" he replied.

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Downwards... !!

Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned....\"
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Hari in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Hari : Two miles .
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.
I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Hari: Downwards... !!

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Another example

Teacher: Ramalingam, Stand up! and give me an example of an amphibian
Ramalingam: Sir! an example of an amphibian is a Frog
Teacher: Ok. Now give me an example of another amphibian
Ramalingam: Sir!, another example of an amphibian is another frog

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